Saturday, February 14, 2009

Why The World Sucks

First of, HAPPY valentine's DAY!!! A Valentine-ish picture for you to revel. The photo came from the "Sample Picture" section of my dad's computer. Now, onto the topic.



.:.:.:.:.WHY THE WORLD SUCKS.:.:.:.:.
Well, as mentioned earlier, this is a holiday. Also, if you are American, a holiday weekend. So if you are a girl who usually gets candy et cetera, on this day, and this year instead get a card that the person that named you gave you, with your name spelled wrong, it would be "Oh this is..... weird" and then laugh it off. Then your dad had to take you to the orthodontist's office. (Gee, I went on my birthday too, great planning! {Note SARCASM} ) The orthodontist, who usually is ok in your opininon (Except the day you got the dumb braces on) tells you that you're ready for rubber bands. *Cue Girls Squealing With Faux Excitement* His asisstant tells you that you must also wear them at night too!!! Yay!!! You mope to your mom, she lectures you about how lucky you are, and how SHE has problems with her jaw, and how it pains her so, especially when its cold, (We live in cAlIfOrNiA), how much money this is costing us, (She is a stay-at-home mom, to my sometimes dismay) and other blah bla blah. Then your dad reads this post, while you are majorly pissed off, and starts laughing! Laughing for crying out loud! You tell him so, and he just says, "You are such a character Ashley!" CRAP. To adolescence. CRAP. To orthodontia. CRAP. To the freakin' guy who had the gut to invent mini-rubber bands of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fly On, Ashley

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