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Haikus Of Musings (That's Yoda Talk)

Hello. My title is really "Musings About Haikus." For the funny, and the fact that we have a quote by Yoda in our school homework binder, it is what it is. It is what it is what it is about because of the comment I got on my last post. Give me a moment to celebrate. Woot! Comment! Happy Dance! I'm done. I'm Cassandra said I should post stuff I write on my blog. It was that or a post about the frog I dissected today. I don't have pictures yet of melookingstupidbutfunnywithgogglesandjokingaroundwhiledissectingafrog yet, so that post will have to wait. So, April is National Poetry Month. I got a poem of mine published in a young poet's anthology. Go to http://www.poeticpower.com/ for all that yada yada. (yoda!) I will type that one, however, when I feel like it. Right now it is 11 at night, and I can't remember it. So, a haiku I wrote in English.

The Wind Is Music

Not Written Down, Sounds Like A

Woodwind Ensemble

*Is Sleepy* Hope you like it, oh wonderful 3 followers. *Laughs*

Fly On, Ashley

Concerning Scared-did-did-ness And Other Things

Yes. I have invented a new word. Scared-did-did. Deal with it. Yes. I have not posted in over a month. Holy crap!!! Yes. I saw the Hannah Montana movie today. If you tell anyone, I will come to haunt you when you least expect it. Just like my friend Leah said she is going to do when I am 110, on my deathbed -wait for it- dying, suffocated by close friends and family, croaking my last words to some random 3 year old grandkid named Jason ( ??Jason?? It popped into my head) who will be staring at me like the frog I'm due to dissect soon in Science, and secretly thinking that I smell like old lady B.O. Can you say run on sentence! And hyperbole! My friend says she is just gonna haunt me as I lay dying for not bailing her out at open house. Nice Friend. You can sooo tell I  am aspiring to be a writer someday and totally bored, reading that thingy i just blathered. See "HYPERBOLE" above. I wish I had friends out in the world wide web so i could get tagged, and therefore not put a lot of thought into a post. A bit *cough a lot cough* off topic, but have you ever ever heard someone say, quote and quote "Ack!" end quote, and actually mean it? Like, not to sound goofy/doofus-ish, but they seriously meant it? In example:

"Ack! I stubbed my toe! It really hurts. Sis, can you get me an ice pack?" 

 "NO."

"Ack!  i got my first ever C on a test in math, because my math teacher told us we were having a quiz, and made it a almost 35 question test at the last minute and i didn't know!"

Note: true story (Not sure about my exact grade. I want a freakin' B... or -B) 

Back to the ACK! thing. * Snickers*

My friends and i were climbing a tree yesterday, my friend climbed w a y up high, I told him not to fall on me, he came back down, almost fell, and went "ACK!", and then i commented about how that was the first time I've ever actually heard anyone say "ACK!" and mean it. To wrap up this post.... lists!!!!

Books I Have Read Recently

-The Outsiders By S.E. Hinton (LOVE LOVE this book, Read it!!! Competing With Maximum Ride for my attention {In my head during "I can freaking think!!" time})

-The Giver By Lois Lowry (In English. Its pretty good)

Books I Am Reading

-Selkie Girl By (Lemme Check, *Runs To Room*) Laurie Brooks

-The Ropemaker By Peter Dickinson (For English. A book report)

-Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment By James Patterson (Again, I know. Don't Flame)

Books I Am Considering Re-reading

-The Outsiders By S.E. Hinton

Books I Started To Read At Borders & Will Post Here So I Don't Forget Them

-The Last Thing I Remember By Andrew Klavan

-The Girl Who Could Fly By Victoria ?????

                                          Fly On & Stay Gold, Ashley

                                    (read The Outsiders, you'll get it)