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Yesterday was my birthday!! I drew a pretty rainbow in celebration on MS Paint! Oh
yeah! Go me. I am thirteen, but will pretend I am still twelve until my fourteenth birthday, because I have an odd idiosyncrsy which involves disliking odd numbers. This entails..........

-Important events that fall on odd-numbered days, or days with NO even numbers in them.

For Example - November 13, 2009. 11-13-09. I'm cringing. Not to mention its Friday the 13th

-Getting stuck with an odd number in line.

For Example-When in 3rd grade we assigned numbers so our teacher could be lazy. I was nmber 11. Boo Hoo.

-Being the odd one out.

For Example- Ah, so many saying about groups of three.

+Three's A Crowd

+The Third Wheel

+1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, 3rd is the nerd, 4th is the golden bird

This post differed drastically from what I ment to write, but hey, it was funny.

Fly On, aSHLEY

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I Just Wanted To Say.....

That 200 people have visited my blog! Woo-hoo. I have a cool story to tell you about blacklight mini golfing, a 6 year old getting us free games on a basketball game, and a straight hour of DDR! But I'll tell you tommorow 'cause I need to get off the computer. Oh, here is something I will write in people's yearbooks....

I
I do
I do this
I do this to
I do this to take
I do this to take up
I do this to take up space.

Haha. Perfect revenge on the obnoxious kids. Hmm, big letters and a Sharpie would help.

Fly On, Ashley

Ignorance Is Bliss (But Not To This Blog)

Sooooooooooooooooo sorry. I have been ignoring this blog. For the last month/2 week of school I have been uber freaking busy. Thanks to my math teacher Mrs. Savage, no joke, with our "Life Project" (bills, houses, grocery shoppin' with $89) , my science "Human Body Project" , my history "Top 4 Most Influential Scientists Of The Past Ccentury Project" , nothing from english YAY! , and the most dreaded....................... Adanced Band Placement Testing, for duh band, I have been pretty busy lately. Surprisingly, the math bit has been the most fun. And NO, I am not anol retentive and obsessed with numbers. I am on the very last part of my Life Project. You have to write about who you are in the life project. (I am a teacher and my teacher "husband" got laid off) One boy in my class whose last name means Fancy Hat in German, named his child Mountain Dew. Haha. My friend Emily is apparently Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift is her daughter, and Toby Keith is her husband. Likes country music, much? I still have to actually write mine. Oh, my teacher siad someone told her, when she was pregnant, that she should name her now 4/5-ish year old son , "The." So he could be called "The Savage." heheheheh. Good thing he wasn't stuck with that. The most horrid part is that tommorow, I will play 5 scales, worth 30 points each, in band, a page of rhythm studies I suck at, and the 2 octave chromatic scale................. Go google it. It is dreadful. I am good at it, but still.




Some Pictures of me being Steve Urcle (?Spelling?) --->

I don't know how, but I got a picture of Harry Treadaway from The City of Ember movie stuck herre. Took me ten minutes to figure out how to get rid of it. Grr. I like the movie though. My parents got a deal/thing at Hollywood Video, so we can now rent 25 movies a month for $10 or so. I got 'cause I read the book and liked it. Excuse the unedited-ness of the crappy phone pic. My parents are mad since I lost my cellphone in my bedroom, (?) and I am mad at me, because I don't know how to make links, upload videos to the computer and then youtube, and I don't know how to upload pictures to the computer, either. On a more positive note, I am playing hooky from school WITH my mom's permission, because I have a sore throat and would thereffore screw my band audition. Usually I would go to school, but I don't wanna be the only 8th grader in beginning band, and I am saving my own hide as well, so I can finish doing the pesky math homework I "forgot" to do over memorial day weekend. About the sore throat thing : I have band first tommorow, so I figure if I don't talk in excess today, or sing, or, or, or, and only play my clarinet a bit today, I'll be fine for tommorow. YAY!!

Fly On, Ashley

Lists....

Fav Songs

-Love Story Taylor Swift

-Burnin For You Blue Oyster Cult

-fujhfjik;reuhbjnkfojighrjnkmfg (I don't know)

-jhkkbhuejnfkhl;refduhjefvbvghfjnrvj ('cause I'm still tired)

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Haikus Of Musings (That's Yoda Talk)

Hello. My title is really "Musings About Haikus." For the funny, and the fact that we have a quote by Yoda in our school homework binder, it is what it is. It is what it is what it is about because of the comment I got on my last post. Give me a moment to celebrate. Woot! Comment! Happy Dance! I'm done. I'm Cassandra said I should post stuff I write on my blog. It was that or a post about the frog I dissected today. I don't have pictures yet of melookingstupidbutfunnywithgogglesandjokingaroundwhiledissectingafrog yet, so that post will have to wait. So, April is National Poetry Month. I got a poem of mine published in a young poet's anthology. Go to http://www.poeticpower.com/ for all that yada yada. (yoda!) I will type that one, however, when I feel like it. Right now it is 11 at night, and I can't remember it. So, a haiku I wrote in English.

The Wind Is Music

Not Written Down, Sounds Like A

Woodwind Ensemble

*Is Sleepy* Hope you like it, oh wonderful 3 followers. *Laughs*

Fly On, Ashley

Concerning Scared-did-did-ness And Other Things

Yes. I have invented a new word. Scared-did-did. Deal with it. Yes. I have not posted in over a month. Holy crap!!! Yes. I saw the Hannah Montana movie today. If you tell anyone, I will come to haunt you when you least expect it. Just like my friend Leah said she is going to do when I am 110, on my deathbed -wait for it- dying, suffocated by close friends and family, croaking my last words to some random 3 year old grandkid named Jason ( ??Jason?? It popped into my head) who will be staring at me like the frog I'm due to dissect soon in Science, and secretly thinking that I smell like old lady B.O. Can you say run on sentence! And hyperbole! My friend says she is just gonna haunt me as I lay dying for not bailing her out at open house. Nice Friend. You can sooo tell I  am aspiring to be a writer someday and totally bored, reading that thingy i just blathered. See "HYPERBOLE" above. I wish I had friends out in the world wide web so i could get tagged, and therefore not put a lot of thought into a post. A bit *cough a lot cough* off topic, but have you ever ever heard someone say, quote and quote "Ack!" end quote, and actually mean it? Like, not to sound goofy/doofus-ish, but they seriously meant it? In example:

"Ack! I stubbed my toe! It really hurts. Sis, can you get me an ice pack?" 

 "NO."

"Ack!  i got my first ever C on a test in math, because my math teacher told us we were having a quiz, and made it a almost 35 question test at the last minute and i didn't know!"

Note: true story (Not sure about my exact grade. I want a freakin' B... or -B) 

Back to the ACK! thing. * Snickers*

My friends and i were climbing a tree yesterday, my friend climbed w a y up high, I told him not to fall on me, he came back down, almost fell, and went "ACK!", and then i commented about how that was the first time I've ever actually heard anyone say "ACK!" and mean it. To wrap up this post.... lists!!!!

Books I Have Read Recently

-The Outsiders By S.E. Hinton (LOVE LOVE this book, Read it!!! Competing With Maximum Ride for my attention {In my head during "I can freaking think!!" time})

-The Giver By Lois Lowry (In English. Its pretty good)

Books I Am Reading

-Selkie Girl By (Lemme Check, *Runs To Room*) Laurie Brooks

-The Ropemaker By Peter Dickinson (For English. A book report)

-Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment By James Patterson (Again, I know. Don't Flame)

Books I Am Considering Re-reading

-The Outsiders By S.E. Hinton

Books I Started To Read At Borders & Will Post Here So I Don't Forget Them

-The Last Thing I Remember By Andrew Klavan

-The Girl Who Could Fly By Victoria ?????

                                          Fly On & Stay Gold, Ashley

                                    (read The Outsiders, you'll get it)