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Yesterday was my birthday!! I drew a pretty rainbow in celebration on MS Paint! Oh
yeah! Go me. I am thirteen, but will pretend I am still twelve until my fourteenth birthday, because I have an odd idiosyncrsy which involves disliking odd numbers. This entails..........

-Important events that fall on odd-numbered days, or days with NO even numbers in them.

For Example - November 13, 2009. 11-13-09. I'm cringing. Not to mention its Friday the 13th

-Getting stuck with an odd number in line.

For Example-When in 3rd grade we assigned numbers so our teacher could be lazy. I was nmber 11. Boo Hoo.

-Being the odd one out.

For Example- Ah, so many saying about groups of three.

+Three's A Crowd

+The Third Wheel

+1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, 3rd is the nerd, 4th is the golden bird

This post differed drastically from what I ment to write, but hey, it was funny.

Fly On, aSHLEY

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I Just Wanted To Say.....

That 200 people have visited my blog! Woo-hoo. I have a cool story to tell you about blacklight mini golfing, a 6 year old getting us free games on a basketball game, and a straight hour of DDR! But I'll tell you tommorow 'cause I need to get off the computer. Oh, here is something I will write in people's yearbooks....

I
I do
I do this
I do this to
I do this to take
I do this to take up
I do this to take up space.

Haha. Perfect revenge on the obnoxious kids. Hmm, big letters and a Sharpie would help.

Fly On, Ashley

Ignorance Is Bliss (But Not To This Blog)

Sooooooooooooooooo sorry. I have been ignoring this blog. For the last month/2 week of school I have been uber freaking busy. Thanks to my math teacher Mrs. Savage, no joke, with our "Life Project" (bills, houses, grocery shoppin' with $89) , my science "Human Body Project" , my history "Top 4 Most Influential Scientists Of The Past Ccentury Project" , nothing from english YAY! , and the most dreaded....................... Adanced Band Placement Testing, for duh band, I have been pretty busy lately. Surprisingly, the math bit has been the most fun. And NO, I am not anol retentive and obsessed with numbers. I am on the very last part of my Life Project. You have to write about who you are in the life project. (I am a teacher and my teacher "husband" got laid off) One boy in my class whose last name means Fancy Hat in German, named his child Mountain Dew. Haha. My friend Emily is apparently Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift is her daughter, and Toby Keith is her husband. Likes country music, much? I still have to actually write mine. Oh, my teacher siad someone told her, when she was pregnant, that she should name her now 4/5-ish year old son , "The." So he could be called "The Savage." heheheheh. Good thing he wasn't stuck with that. The most horrid part is that tommorow, I will play 5 scales, worth 30 points each, in band, a page of rhythm studies I suck at, and the 2 octave chromatic scale................. Go google it. It is dreadful. I am good at it, but still.




Some Pictures of me being Steve Urcle (?Spelling?) --->

I don't know how, but I got a picture of Harry Treadaway from The City of Ember movie stuck herre. Took me ten minutes to figure out how to get rid of it. Grr. I like the movie though. My parents got a deal/thing at Hollywood Video, so we can now rent 25 movies a month for $10 or so. I got 'cause I read the book and liked it. Excuse the unedited-ness of the crappy phone pic. My parents are mad since I lost my cellphone in my bedroom, (?) and I am mad at me, because I don't know how to make links, upload videos to the computer and then youtube, and I don't know how to upload pictures to the computer, either. On a more positive note, I am playing hooky from school WITH my mom's permission, because I have a sore throat and would thereffore screw my band audition. Usually I would go to school, but I don't wanna be the only 8th grader in beginning band, and I am saving my own hide as well, so I can finish doing the pesky math homework I "forgot" to do over memorial day weekend. About the sore throat thing : I have band first tommorow, so I figure if I don't talk in excess today, or sing, or, or, or, and only play my clarinet a bit today, I'll be fine for tommorow. YAY!!

Fly On, Ashley

Lists....

Fav Songs

-Love Story Taylor Swift

-Burnin For You Blue Oyster Cult

-fujhfjik;reuhbjnkfojighrjnkmfg (I don't know)

-jhkkbhuejnfkhl;refduhjefvbvghfjnrvj ('cause I'm still tired)

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Haikus Of Musings (That's Yoda Talk)

Hello. My title is really "Musings About Haikus." For the funny, and the fact that we have a quote by Yoda in our school homework binder, it is what it is. It is what it is what it is about because of the comment I got on my last post. Give me a moment to celebrate. Woot! Comment! Happy Dance! I'm done. I'm Cassandra said I should post stuff I write on my blog. It was that or a post about the frog I dissected today. I don't have pictures yet of melookingstupidbutfunnywithgogglesandjokingaroundwhiledissectingafrog yet, so that post will have to wait. So, April is National Poetry Month. I got a poem of mine published in a young poet's anthology. Go to http://www.poeticpower.com/ for all that yada yada. (yoda!) I will type that one, however, when I feel like it. Right now it is 11 at night, and I can't remember it. So, a haiku I wrote in English.

The Wind Is Music

Not Written Down, Sounds Like A

Woodwind Ensemble

*Is Sleepy* Hope you like it, oh wonderful 3 followers. *Laughs*

Fly On, Ashley

Concerning Scared-did-did-ness And Other Things

Yes. I have invented a new word. Scared-did-did. Deal with it. Yes. I have not posted in over a month. Holy crap!!! Yes. I saw the Hannah Montana movie today. If you tell anyone, I will come to haunt you when you least expect it. Just like my friend Leah said she is going to do when I am 110, on my deathbed -wait for it- dying, suffocated by close friends and family, croaking my last words to some random 3 year old grandkid named Jason ( ??Jason?? It popped into my head) who will be staring at me like the frog I'm due to dissect soon in Science, and secretly thinking that I smell like old lady B.O. Can you say run on sentence! And hyperbole! My friend says she is just gonna haunt me as I lay dying for not bailing her out at open house. Nice Friend. You can sooo tell I  am aspiring to be a writer someday and totally bored, reading that thingy i just blathered. See "HYPERBOLE" above. I wish I had friends out in the world wide web so i could get tagged, and therefore not put a lot of thought into a post. A bit *cough a lot cough* off topic, but have you ever ever heard someone say, quote and quote "Ack!" end quote, and actually mean it? Like, not to sound goofy/doofus-ish, but they seriously meant it? In example:

"Ack! I stubbed my toe! It really hurts. Sis, can you get me an ice pack?" 

 "NO."

"Ack!  i got my first ever C on a test in math, because my math teacher told us we were having a quiz, and made it a almost 35 question test at the last minute and i didn't know!"

Note: true story (Not sure about my exact grade. I want a freakin' B... or -B) 

Back to the ACK! thing. * Snickers*

My friends and i were climbing a tree yesterday, my friend climbed w a y up high, I told him not to fall on me, he came back down, almost fell, and went "ACK!", and then i commented about how that was the first time I've ever actually heard anyone say "ACK!" and mean it. To wrap up this post.... lists!!!!

Books I Have Read Recently

-The Outsiders By S.E. Hinton (LOVE LOVE this book, Read it!!! Competing With Maximum Ride for my attention {In my head during "I can freaking think!!" time})

-The Giver By Lois Lowry (In English. Its pretty good)

Books I Am Reading

-Selkie Girl By (Lemme Check, *Runs To Room*) Laurie Brooks

-The Ropemaker By Peter Dickinson (For English. A book report)

-Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment By James Patterson (Again, I know. Don't Flame)

Books I Am Considering Re-reading

-The Outsiders By S.E. Hinton

Books I Started To Read At Borders & Will Post Here So I Don't Forget Them

-The Last Thing I Remember By Andrew Klavan

-The Girl Who Could Fly By Victoria ?????

                                          Fly On & Stay Gold, Ashley

                                    (read The Outsiders, you'll get it)

Cool Pictures

I found some cool pictures today on the internet. LOL. I soo want another pair of Converse,

except I want high tops this time.

Rawr!!!!!!!!!

Here at The New Roar! Times, we have a new feature!!!! Rah, Rah!!! I installed a site traffic counter from stat counter dot com today. So, I have waaaaaaaaay more hits than two, since my profile says 108, but I decided to start at zero. The counter is right underneath the followers link on the sidebar. To support my blog, please keep refreshing the page to make the numbers rank higher, and tell all your friends and relatives to visit. I will totally heart you for that. <3


Fly On, Ashley



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It Was Square Root Day Tuesday

Hola out there!!!!!!!!! I feel a muy little Espanol coming on. Hmmm, what else do I know?? Being somewhat (A tiny *cough cough* bit ) bilingual, I randomly spewt things in Spanish. Like, mi mama es a bruja.hahaha don't kill me mom. Well, it was Square Root Day on Tuesday. 3-3-09?? GEt it? The next will be on 4-4-16??? If you haven't gotten it yet, I'm rolling my eyes at you. *Rolls eyes* If you did get it I'm hopping up and down. *HOP* and still hopping, still hopping. Feels hyper, feels hyper. In my karate class, we were trying to get our sensei (teacher) to do her form for us. So a bunch of kids (and me, I admit) start going "YOU YOU YOU!!" and one girl started going "FLIP FLIP FLIP" until everyone stopped. And I just thought to myself , this is why you don't give minors drugs. I have a cool picture of my mom's American Girl Doll. Yes, my mom's. But it is basically mine. That's why I refuse to buy it from her, because I can still play with it anyways. I dressed it up, and kinda did a modern Alice In WonderLand picture. It was easy too. I just did my usual "fix it up" on picnik, then did the goofyish feature over and over again.

Fly On, Ashley

These Are More Friends XD

Friend Number One Says
Yo

Friend Number Two Says
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................

And I Say
Roar!

Fly On, Ashley

Hello: This Is My Friend

Hey Yal!
This isn't really my name but if you ever see me ... call me alex! I love that name, I have an odd obsession with it (you want proof.. just ask ashley!) I also have an odd obsession of Demi Lovato, Wicked, Winnie the Pooh (just ask Ash, I have ton of stuffed animals of Pooh Bear),mascara, chocolate, and basketball (I am very agressive, in my last basketball game I was so mad at someone that I was coming close to beating her up, but I just elbowed her alot of times!)
well it's been fun!
-call me alex (that's my sig.)

Roar!!! That was my friend "alex" *snickers* for your info. I am at HER house, (Just clearing that uP :) for a church activity. I can say "I believe in God" in Japanese now!!!! Kamio Shinji Masu. Alex *HAHAHA LAUGHING* wants to change her font and its color so ROAR!!! and bye


Fly On, Ashley

Why The World Sucks

First of, HAPPY valentine's DAY!!! A Valentine-ish picture for you to revel. The photo came from the "Sample Picture" section of my dad's computer. Now, onto the topic.

.:.:.:.:.WHY THE WORLD SUCKS.:.:.:.:.

Well, as mentioned earlier, this is a holiday. Also, if you are American, a holiday weekend. So if you are a girl who usually gets candy et cetera, on this day, and this year instead get a card that the person that named you gave you, with your name spelled wrong, it would be "Oh this is..... weird" and then laugh it off. Then your dad had to take you to the orthodontist's office. (Gee, I went on my birthday too, great planning! {Note SARCASM} ) The orthodontist, who usually is ok in your opininon (Except the day you got the dumb braces on) tells you that you're ready for rubber bands. *Cue Girls Squealing With Faux Excitement* His asisstant tells you that you must also wear them at night too!!! Yay!!! You mope to your mom, she lectures you about how lucky you are, and how SHE has problems with her jaw, and how it pains her so, especially when its cold, (We live in cAlIfOrNiA), how much money this is costing us, (She is a stay-at-home mom, to my sometimes dismay) and other blah bla blah. Then your dad reads this post, while you are majorly pissed off, and starts laughing! Laughing for crying out loud! You tell him so, and he just says, "You are such a character Ashley!" CRAP. To adolescence. CRAP. To orthodontia. CRAP. To the freakin' guy who had the gut to invent mini-rubber bands of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fly On, Ashley

Chat - Chat - Chatting - And - SMILEYS

I just discovered the joys of chatting. My first chat ever!!!!! I didn't want to put my friends whole name, so she will be "K". Ha Ha read on.................. Awesome smileys!!!!!!


Me: Hi K!!!!!!!!!! I just discoverd the chat button thing-a-ma-jig. Did i miss anything at school yesterday?? see you tuesday. i'm on bus 9, which sucks. Bye!!!

K: hi ashley you on?

Me: yeah, how are you

K: good.how are you

Me: anything exciting??

K: well.....yesterday you missed a run it was boring!!!!

Me: YAY!!! I have to make it up. minute or 3/4 mile

K: it was the run 6 min and walk 1 min.

Me: yow. really???

K: yah.i have to go now.Happy Valentines day!

Me: you too

K: i didn't get to give you your valentine yesterday

Me: Bringing valentines on wednesday so its ok

K: see you wednesday!

Me: OK! Field Trip!!

K: have fun at medieval times

Me: woo who, im on bus uh 9

K: ok. Bye!

Me: Bye!!

K: im on 2 with ms. savage and mr.moore

Me: really

K: ok. now the final goodbye!

Me: Bye

Fly On, Ashley

Hello? Hello? Hello? "Ello Moto"

So, I guess you all have realized by now I survived my first week back at school. Since I'm recovering from the work the less-kind teachers have dumped on me, I decided to do a picture show of my interests..........................................

You probably know by now that I like, correction, LOVE Maximum Ride. Yeah. READ IT. xD

I also am obsessed with clothing that has wings on it, because of other said interest. Too bad this adorable shirt is $76 big ones. Otherwise. I'd. Buy. It.

Also, I am officially a "band geek", a crude term for those that enjoy their band class, and create music. ( And no, not weird arm-pit fart sonatas or anything) I play the clarinet. I saw an awesome shirt I wanna get on www.zazzle.com that says "Fear The Clarinets" Oh yeah!!!

Also, my dad recently introduced me to the band ACDC. Many people at my school wear their shirts in the AC/DC format. This one cracks me up. Fan of "Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder"

Oh, and I like the play Wicked. No one but Alexis, Aubrey, and I get those "Going Green" jokes. Mu-ha-ha. The boys are clueless. Wicked!!

Plus I just realized this is my tenth post so.......... YAY!!!!!

Oh yeah, I am so awesome!!!( And so totally bored!)

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Twitter, Twitter, Tweet

Hey, I just wanted to let you all know that you can chat with me on twitter now. I just made an account. It is thenewroartimes. Bye!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO! NO!NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!NO! NO! NO!

A S H L E Y

A S H L E Y

I am mad because I have to go back to school tommorow. I DO like school, but when I'm gone do I miss it??? NOT AT ALL!!!!
Well, I have a new profile picture. I think I stole it off someone from deviantart. If this is your photo, I'm sorry I screwed with it. It just looks exactly like me but in manga form. I do take credit, however, for the coloring, text, and the different eye color. This is actually supposed to be Maximum Ride, but they made her with BLUE EYES. My eyes are brown, so I changed the color on Picnik. I just checked the html for this post and it looks wicked awesome! And w-e-i-r-d. I am now getting more people to view this blog! I went to the Apple Store at the Glendale Galleria, and bookmarked my page on some of the computers!! Again, wicked awesome! Bye. My hands hurt. Fly On.

Then He Said This To Me And I Thought He Was Crazy

Well hello there, the weather is delightful, isn't it ol' chap............


So I finally figured out how to "COMPOSE" things in my blogs posts, before I just dealt with the HTML coding. I feel as stupid as the time I walked into the bathroom wall.... at three in the morning. All this time there was this pretty lil' button screaming "Click me! Click me!" and I just skipped over it. Could have saved myself a lot of trouble but everyone makes mistakes and learns from them right? My dad is gonna be mad at me because I said I'd be in bed by 9:30, and it's already 9:22. Crap. This is 2009, can't there be more time?? Well, I wanted to share this cool picture (Look DOWN) that I drew. The quality is somewhat suck-ish, because our retarded scanner won't work and I have to use the wonderful features of my camera-enabled phone. *Gulps* One Sec. Will be back. 5 min. later.


Dad isn't mad. He just told me to get to bed. He is also making me nachos for dinner. SCORE!!! I feel bored of typing...... so I will post a book quote and my New Years resoulutions. The real ones, not the goody-two-shoes ones you write for your English teacher.

1. Buy the Maximum Ride Manga on the 27th
2. Get the 5th Maximum Ride book in March
3.Convince friends I'm not obsessed with Maximum Ride
4.Try to be less obessed with Maximum Ride.... after reading objects of resolutions 1 and 2
5.Write more in my diary
6.Blow off resolution 4 and say to **** with you!!!

BOOK QUOTE-

Shut up. I'm trying to help you. -Squirrelflight
Warriors- The New Prophecy Book 5 - Twilight By Erin Hunter

Journal Entries And New Years ( OH and Youtube)

Hello, faithful (Or should I ssasy UNfatihful readers since I have no followers?) Well, first off, Happy New Year!!!! Watch the Rose Parade!!!! Right now I am listening to "Who I Am Hates Who I've Been" by Relient K. Crap. I love that song. The only thing that sucks about it is that I don't have any of their CD's, so I have to listen to this awesome song on Youtube. Again,crap. I wrote in my journal a bit this morning, and I reread it. It is soo hilarious that I just HAVE to post it.

January 1, 2009
Well, today it the first sya of the new year. Crap dang it, I'll be writing 2008 on all my school papers for weeks. Grr!! Instead of watching the Rose Parade now, I think I'll just watch it later. Too bad my TV isn't working. Have to go in the front room then. Boo. I demand a refund.(From who I do not know) I hate our dumb laptop, the internet keeps getting screwed up. The "Welcome Center" thing just popped up. Guess what I just read on the internet? Apparently, "Free Comic Book Day" is May 3rd. Hhm. Vhery interseting. Vell done. *Megalomaniac Laugh* Wow. I just reread this. It's funny!!! Wah. I am uber-freaking-bored-to-the-tenth-power. Now I am listening to "Flightless Bird. American Mouth" by Iron & Wine. It eases the boredom but makes me wanna be with my friends. All around..........CRAP. This takes home the prize for the world's most odd journal entry ever!!


See, I told you it was funny. Gotta go now!!!